THE BOOK
When you realise your childhood survival strategies have spent forty years tying you in knots, it's time to untangle every yarn and knit a new pattern...

For decades, GK Kingsley was the woman who brought cheer to everyone else’s day. As a successful small business owner and regular voice on local BBC Radio, her illustrated poetry brand was built on providing pocket pick-me-ups for life’s challenges. But behind the scenes, she was walking on forty years of eggshells, managing everyone else's emotional ledgers.
Then, in her mid-forties, the walls closed in. Her relationship with her mother, her marriage, and her hormones didn't just collide… they detonated.
Realising a witty rhyming couplet wasn’t going to save her, GK made a radical choice to change her terms of engagement with life. Supported by an eccentric, soul-centred internal troop of monkeys, she broke free from the expectations of others. Lacing up her trainers, she threw two tricksy feet into the absolute hell of a 101-kilometre challenge to shed her ghosts, and began the messy, beautiful process of reclaiming her own mind… stitch by independent stitch.
Knit Your Own Monkey is a fiercely honest, darkly witty story of midlife survival and menopausal defiance. It is a triumphant reminder that no matter how corrupted your original blueprint is, you can always choose to build your own freedom..
Every life-shift has its own pattern. Knit Your Own Monkey pulls at three distinct threads...
Preparing the Fleece
A raw, honest, real-life exploration into how toxic childhood conditioning misdirects a young girl to abandon herself, normalise hyper-vigilance, and insidiously taint every life decision she makes… Until midlife mayhem triggers her to break free from those mental shackles and find her route to freedom.
Spinning the Yarn
The unvarnished reality of the gruelling Race to the Stones Ridgeway 101-kilometre ultra-marathon. No glossy, elite-athlete tropes here… just the grit and fury of a woman leaving her ghosts for dust with two tricksy feet and a pocketful of Squashies.
Knitting My Monkey
The art of "knitting your own monkey" through the present-day mayhem of the Christmas countdown. A revelatory journey to freedom in the quirky, mundane comfort of a healthy haven... Of course, supported by an unruly troop of monkeys... Because what more could a woman want as the ultimate noisy sounding board? ;-)
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For Agents & Publishers
Knit Your Own Monkey is a completed, full-length narrative memoir (Genre: Midlife / Mental Health / Humour) and is currently available for literary representation and publishing rights.
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